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A good way to get beat up at a bar

I discovered a great way to get your ass kicked in a bar. If you've been having problems getting the shit beaten out of you when you go out, read on.

I tried this technique several times in Florida. Let me tell you, the first time I tried it, it worked great!

I was talking to a few people at a tiki bar in Ft. Lauderdale. Somehow we were talking about bar bets. So, I tell the guy "I bet you I can drink a beer before you can drink a shot."

I then clarified what the bet was. It was supposed to be a friendly bet, because I would feel dishonest about taking anyone's money on this. Basically, he would get me any beer the bar served, and I would buy him any shot the bar could make. I said I was confident I could drink my beer before he finished his shot. The shot could not be anything poisonous and if he didn't want to drink the shot, I would have to finish it for him. Eventually he gave in.

So, he picks a beer for me to drink. I tell the bartender to get me one of those beers, put it on his tab, and get him a shot of water, put it on mine.

I then tried to get this guy to go best out of three, but he declined. I think he really liked this joke though. Here's a picture afterwards.
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